Home West Virginia University
"I go to one of the biggest party schools but I only leave my apartment for classes... #NoLife"
"I hate doing laundry.. I have found it acceptable to wear my dirty thongs inside out ... #dontjudge"
"You can't drink all day unless you start first thing in the morning."
"Had sex with my girl when she was on her period. Then used my dick to write "I love you" on the sheets. She...
"got caught doing coke in a bar and acted like i was doing nothing wrong"
"Sadly made the realization I haven't had sex in over a year... Need me a stay at home stoner girlfriend."
"Got super drunk and my boyfriend walked in on me peeing and started fingering me.... I didn't wipe...."
"The only exercise I do a day, is jack off. "
"I saw two cute people making out last night outside the colosseum and proceeded to whack off behind a bush to it "
"Chick told me she wouldn't have sex with me unless I could bench press her body weight 10 times#repsforthepoon"