Whoever said you can’t get laid with a witty pickup line is a damn liar. Don’t let your heart do the talking, let your dick or vagina speak for itself. Check out these pickup lines.

 

1) Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas

13

2) Poetry is a way to a girls panties12

 

3) See, all you have to do is ask

11

 

4) Simple knock knock jokes will get the job done

10

 

5) Family men always win

9

 

6) Smooth

8

 

7) Right over her head

7

 

8) Women LOVE dedication

6

 

9) I’m assuming he’s taking the train there

5

 

10) This dude is a savage

4

 

11) I wish I was this creative

3

 

12) My type of girl

2

 

13) I hate when that happens

1

14) If we were all honest…

B-UdyIDIIAE4kob.jpg-large

 

 (0)
VIA@TindrProbs
SHARE
Previous articleUT Arlington
Next articleSurry Community College