Latest Collegefessions

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    “I was really high at this party that got busted a while back. When everyone was leaving to evade the cops I started to throw Flaming Hot Cheetos out the window of the car I was in because my brain convinced me that it would stop the police from following us. I did this the whole ride back and we got home without being arrested.”

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      “My LDR girlfriend cheated on me halfway through 2015, I forgave her and we got back together. Final week of 2015, I could tell she was tired with the relationship and she actually broke up with me. On the 31St, she came back begging, claiming it was just a prank and wanted me to take her back. Should I? I don’t wanna go into the new year with someone who doesn’t care about my feelings”

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        “Guys: If you think she is the girl of your dreams then go after her. I was too close to losing her and I think about it everyday. My life would be entirely different without her. I don’t think I could have ever forgiven myself if I would have lost her.”

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          On New Years, I poured my heart out to this boy….he turned me down, basically saying that I was trash and he would never be with me. So needless to say I was feeling pretty down on myself. But a few days later I met this new guy, who I’m pretty sure will be my husband one day. Started 2016 in such a great way, God works in mysterious ways.”

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            “On September 21st a saw this guy sitting in my schools cafe and I took a picture to show my friends. I thought he was so cute so I began to stalk him on social media and the schools athletic website. He had no idea who I was until we f****d on Halloween. We’ve been sleeping together since and I still have that picture.”

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              “My teachers and parents thought I wasn’t ready to go to college when I was an incoming freshman. I became an alcoholic my freshman year and almost flunked out as a virgin with practically no friends. Sophomore year, I smoked way too much weed and grew some balls to start using the trial and error method with some decent looking girls. Junior Year I figured it all out. My four roommates were constantly fighting over who’s king of the apartment. I left that shit ASAP. Locked down a long term, attractive friends with benefits for a few months. Senior year came around, I had lots of sex, smoked a lot, drank a lot, and I’m still baby & STD free about to make my way into the sports industry after interning with the NFL over the summer. Now all I want/need is a loyal, attractive, not psycho, or way too bitchy girl I can be with for long term. That seems impossible now even with the arrow pointing straight up.”

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                “Stop f*****g around. If you want to be single, then tell them. Y’all act like children and when someone does it back to you, you blame them. When in reality, it is karma for you being a piece of shit.”

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                  “Went to Halloween parties and continued to get so drunk that I blacked out after losing a game of battleshots, I got told I pissed off the balcony and passed out in the hall. I woke up in the hospital with no phone, no car keys, and my friends already drove home. I walked around the building knocking on doors where the ambulance picked me up. Met a few other strangers and we all went and got breakfast together to try and piece together our nights”

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                    “My ex cheated on me but still wants to get back together. I’ve repeatedly told him that that’s not gonna happen ever. Lowkey thinking of taking him to one of the locations where he cheated on me and making out with some other dude just to get him to back off…”

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                      “I’ve been FWBs with this girl for awhile and I found out that she had a long distance boyfriend. One night we were getting it on and I told her it would be hot if she pretended to have phone sex with her boyfriend but really have sex with me. She went with it and started the call. I f****d her and after I was done and she moaned into the phone a lot I took the phone and told the boyfriend I’ve been f*****g her. He broke up with her and now I need a new FWBs. I mean yeah the sex was good but I don’t want to be that guy and since I didn’t know about him either at the beginning, I figured I should get something out of it too.”

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