Latest Collegefessions

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    “Why do girls think they’re getting back at us by f*****g our friends, now I know he’s not a real homie and your just an even bigger slut. Good job and thanks”

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      “5 weeks left of school so that means I have 3 goals to accomplish: 1.f**k more guys 2.stay sober as least as possible 3.try not to fail my classes”

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        “I’ve come to the conclusion that every guy in college is either a fuckboy or a fuckboy so from now I’m gonna be slutty – well sluttier I mean.”

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          “Before 2015 I never even had my first kiss and I’m 22. I made it my new years resolution to get laid. 3 months in I’ve kissed 4 girls, have had 4 bj’s and have gotten laid 3 times. 2015 is indeed my year. Oh and I found the girl of my dreams and we’re going on a date tomorrow.”

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            “Yeah, kind of want to do more with my life, instead of being proud for getting shitfaced drunk on a Tuesday.”

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              “I love being faithful in my long distance relationship, the sex is 10 times better when I finally see him. Being loyal>”

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                “I accidentally texted my parents when I was hammered that I was going back to a guys room last night”

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                  “FWB owns a pizza shop. He gets all the sex he wants. I get all the pizza I want. We are winning at life.”

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                    “Was once asked if I was gay because I was to hot to not have a girlfriend. #imstraight”

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                      “I recently had surgery and they prescribed me oxycodon and now I’m addicted to it. Thanks pharmaceutical companies.”

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