“Last semester during my finals week I went to the beach, started day drinking at 3pm, drank four different kinds of alcohol and blacked out. The next day I took my biology final still drunk and had to hold down my vomit the whole time. Since I got an A I think I’m doing college pretty f*****g right”
“Seeing how poorly girls are treated in college is the reason my I am going to be the biggest over-protective dad when my daughters are born.I have no faith left in humanity”
“Am I going to hell for creating a fake funeral pamphlet? (An excuse to get out of class) My professor asked for one (sick fck) in order to get credit for an assignment.. oh the things students will do for grades #sheaintnorookie #imgoingtohell”
“Staying with your high school sweetheart through college is definitely rewarding. Just sometimes I wish I could go out and party every weekend without him thinking i’ll cheat on him. I love him more than anything in the world so I stay in on the weekends, but it’s okay to go out and get shit faced once in a while, right?”
“I was wasted at a party and started making out with a guy and he says “wait that guy knows my girlfriend” so I got on top of him and made sure they couldn’t see him. It was worth it bc he was a good kisser”
“I’m madly in love with my girl but I screwed up and am possibly going to jail. She claims to love me but seems incredibly distant. We’ve been on and off for 2 years, when it’s going well its the greatest moments of my life. When it’s bad it’s hell. I’m nervous as hell because we go to different colleges . God only knows what she’s doing as a freshman in college. I trust her sober, but when she drinks she has no self control or just doesn’t give a damn. I love this girl but I don’t feel like it’s mutual. Should I stay or should I leave her?”
“This guy was eating me out when my roommate walked in, he laid his head down on my leg and I told her we were just napping.. And I think she actually bought it.”
“This female I met in my dorm asked me to Netflix and Chill with her & her best friend..when she went to sleep after watching a few movies, me and her best friend vigorously made out on the same bed right next to her…I’m now pursuing both.”
“I’ve always been against calling guys “Daddy” during sex until this one smacked my ass so hard, pulled my hair, & demanded it. #yesdaddy #girlslikeitrough”
“Walking to class..
Girl #1- aren’t you going to break up with him?
Girl #2- yeah
Girl #1 why are you with him then?
Girl #2 the sex is AMAZING!!”