Latest Collegefessions

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    “My Netflix subscription ran out so I hit up my ex for a few days acting like I wanted to get back with him. My ex gave me his roommates Netflix account so a few days later I cut off all communication nonchalantly.. It’s been months and I still use the account no fucks given, oh and I upgraded to a bigger dick”

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      “College is being woken up by a calendar alert for your midterm, still drunk from the night before, and smoking weed to get less drunk before then.”

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        “My fiancé and I decided to become engaged over Christmas when I was home. We were engaged for 2 months and then she cheated on me because I was away serving our country. f**k you bitch.”

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          “Met a girl down town and she asked me to go home with her. Then she proceeded to pay for the cab after buying pizza. After the fun we both wbt back downtown to keep drinkin with friends never to talk again. #nightstillyoung #roundtwofight”

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            “My girlfriend of 2 and a half years broke up with me because she needed “time to here self” only a week later I found out she slept with 4 guys and is now dating one of them. #fml”

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              “My crush got drunk at a party and called me asking to have sex! So I went and picked her up, took her to her room, and tucked her into bed! #NotTakingAdvantage”

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                “I’ve been dating my bf for a few years. I can see myself marrying him, but he’s scared of commitment & i don’t know whether to stay and wait or leave”

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                  “Went to main campus one weekend, got blackout drunk for the first time, & ended up getting a concussion from passing out. Still don’t know what I hit my head on.”

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                    “It was college night at a local bar. My job was to stand at the front door and check people’s I.D.’s, as well as sell “V.I.P.” passes(which got you into the back of the bar). Last thing I remember was having a cigarette outside, then waking up in the Dorms. I was in bed with two chicks and really had to pee. I got up, put on my underwear, and peeked into the hall. I had a wide-open hallway, so I booked it to the guys floor. By the time I made it back to my “home dorm room”, the girls’ R.A. discovered my presence. I got chased out of the building with pepper spray and threats of police involvement. What are 21+ year olds doing living in a dorm anyway?! Oh right, it’s Dana…”

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                      “I was so drunk at a party, when the guy I was grinding on asked for my number, I gave him my moms number instead of my own. Alcohol does weird things. #neveragain”

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