Central Washington University

“The business program at CWU rocks! and so does the coed business fraternity Alpha Kappa Psi! :)”

 (35)

University of California Los Angeles

“i’ve hooked up with so many people since i got here…i’ve lost count.. and i dont remember most of them. #myb

 (25)

University of California Los Angeles

“I have such a huge dick, it reaches the water when I sit down to poop.”

 (64)

Cornell University

0

“My last essay for this semester was about Pokemon”

 (11)

Oregon State University

0

“Saw a guy on a bike today actually stop at a “stop sign” on campus today!! Had to get this kid a beer, because I was so happy!”

 (4)

University of Rhode Island

“I just took my last final exam of my college career baked out of my mind. It was both awesome and hilarious.”

 (8)

University of Arizona

0

“There is no sexy way to ask for a blowjob”

 (5)

University of Minnesota

0

“I give up on school. I just want to roll around on the floor with my blanket and be a burrito for the rest if my life.”

 (6)

University of Utah

0

“When stuck in traffic on campus I try to play rock, paper, scissors with the car next to me.”

 (2)

University of Florida

0

“I’ve gotten ten times as much action this year as I did my freshman year. Unfortunately, 0 x 10 = 0”

 (10)