Take a quick sec and read that headline again. I’ll wait. …..Okay. So, 45 year old, Cory Peterson was arrested and sentenced to two years probation for driving through McDonald’s and (you guessed it) fondling himself. The manager turned away to get Mr. Peterson his change and upon looking back at him she noticed he was touching himself. He then quickly sped off with the words, “Have a nice day.”

cpPeterson, above, speaks with his attorney (source)

Now get this, he came back! He pulled the exact same thing a second time in the same night with a different McDonald’s female worker. This time they told him to wait for his fries to get done while they called the police. The boys in blue caught Cory, red handed, or whatever the color of his penis was.

The already convicted sex offender was given 133 days in jail, 2 years of probation as well as mandatory sex offender rehabilitation classes, not to mention $1500 in legal fees. That’s a lot of McDoubles you’re wasting there Cory.

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