College of the Naz


      On New Years, I poured my heart out to this boy….he turned me down, basically saying that I was trash and he would never be with me. So needless to say I was feeling pretty down on myself. But a few days later I met this new guy, who I’m pretty sure will be my husband one day. Started 2016 in such a great way, God works in mysterious ways.”


      Buffalo State College


        “On September 21st a saw this guy sitting in my schools cafe and I took a picture to show my friends. I thought he was so cute so I began to stalk him on social media and the schools athletic website. He had no idea who I was until we f****d on Halloween. We’ve been sleeping together since and I still have that picture.”


        University of Arkansas Graduate


          “My teachers and parents thought I wasn’t ready to go to college when I was an incoming freshman. I became an alcoholic my freshman year and almost flunked out as a virgin with practically no friends. Sophomore year, I smoked way too much weed and grew some balls to start using the trial and error method with some decent looking girls. Junior Year I figured it all out. My four roommates were constantly fighting over who’s king of the apartment. I left that shit ASAP. Locked down a long term, attractive friends with benefits for a few months. Senior year came around, I had lots of sex, smoked a lot, drank a lot, and I’m still baby & STD free about to make my way into the sports industry after interning with the NFL over the summer. Now all I want/need is a loyal, attractive, not psycho, or way too bitchy girl I can be with for long term. That seems impossible now even with the arrow pointing straight up.”




            “Stop f*****g around. If you want to be single, then tell them. Y’all act like children and when someone does it back to you, you blame them. When in reality, it is karma for you being a piece of shit.”


            Colorado State university


              “Went to Halloween parties and continued to get so drunk that I blacked out after losing a game of battleshots, I got told I pissed off the balcony and passed out in the hall. I woke up in the hospital with no phone, no car keys, and my friends already drove home. I walked around the building knocking on doors where the ambulance picked me up. Met a few other strangers and we all went and got breakfast together to try and piece together our nights”




                “My ex cheated on me but still wants to get back together. I’ve repeatedly told him that that’s not gonna happen ever. Lowkey thinking of taking him to one of the locations where he cheated on me and making out with some other dude just to get him to back off…”


                CU Boulder


                  “I’ve been FWBs with this girl for awhile and I found out that she had a long distance boyfriend. One night we were getting it on and I told her it would be hot if she pretended to have phone sex with her boyfriend but really have sex with me. She went with it and started the call. I f****d her and after I was done and she moaned into the phone a lot I took the phone and told the boyfriend I’ve been f*****g her. He broke up with her and now I need a new FWBs. I mean yeah the sex was good but I don’t want to be that guy and since I didn’t know about him either at the beginning, I figured I should get something out of it too.”




                    “I’ve come to realize the last couple years that it’s not how you treat your woman outside the bedroom. If you want to keep a girl in your life I recommend giving her the best sex ever. That’s the key to a long relationship.”


                    University of Los Angeles California


                      “My best friend texts me to ask if I’m home. He always comes over because my apartment is larger and nicer and always brings girls with him. Curiously I say no to see what he is up to. 10 minutes later I find him and 50 year old lady banging on my couch… #CollegeMemories”


                      Farmingdale State College


                        “Once I picked my nose while I was laying with my boyfriend and he was waking up so I put it on his index finger quickly and then pretended to be asleep so he thought it was his own. He woke up and ate it and went back to sleep.”