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"My pocket pussy finally came in the mail today. I'm a girl, do the math."
"My girlfriends Roomate saw my dick cause it fell out of my boxers while I slept. #whoops"
"Those magic words that make your heart melt, "I take birth control"."
"One morning I woke up naked in my refrigerator "
"I've had sex with this dude on my floor more times than we've actually ever spoken.. Oops "
"My roommate pissed me off so i had my boyfriend put his cum all over her stuff.. smile bright"
"Was invited over to watch a movie.. Ended up sucking his dick in the boys bathroom shower before it even started."