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Woman Destroys Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Apartment [VIDEO]

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    Know what happens if you cheat on your girlfriend? This.

    This girl takes us on a guided tour of her cheating boyfriend’s apartment, as she pours oil and bleach on everything.

    “Yeah, you like that.” she says “You f*****g like that. You f*****g like this oil everywhere.” No, of course not, no one likes that you crazy bitch.

    Just a legal tip for next time: If you’re going to destroy someone’s shit, don’t film it and post it on the internet.

    Have any crazy cheating stories? Confess here.

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    12 Girlfriends Who Are Doing Relationships Right

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    Consider yourself lucky if you have a girlfriend who just gets it. From food to sex to more food. These girls are Collegefession Worthy.

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    10 Tinder Girls Who Totally Get It

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    Clearly, these girls know how to craft the perfect Tinder bio.

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    Muscle Monday For This Week [14 Photos]

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    Muscle Monday for the week of November 3, 2014…

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    University of I’m an Enlisted Joe

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      “Being stationed over seas sucks. All the chicks on base are gross AF, and the only real action is out in the major cities of Europe. So This last weekend me and 3 of the guys in my platoon went to Berlin. Hit this underground club downtown, In one night took 5 shots of patron, downed 4 red bull vodka’s, and 3 shots of Jack. Threw up in a bathroom, finger f****d a girl on the dance floor, saw a midget and a girl in a thong and an astronaut helmet crowd surf in an inflatable raft,had a go go dancer poor run down my throat from a cage, did blow, and finally took an Australian back to the hotel we were at. Had BOMB sex. With all 3 of the guys asleep in the same room. Anyway thanks for paying your taxes and giving me the funds to defend your freedom etc etc and party like an animal.”

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      Pittsburgh University

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        So I decide to visit my best bud from college one weekend. We have drank a lot back in the day and a lot of my classmates that go to psu as well. We start out Saturday trying to kick our hangovers from the night before. We just chill in the pool until it’s like 7 or 8, time for us to shower and get ready to party. So we head into his apartment and start drinking and get ready to go out. We hit a couple beer bongs then get a ride to buddy’s house who is having a party. My best bud and I decide to play a few games of beer darts, pound several beers from that plus a power hour going on in the background. Nevertheless, I’m drunk and he’s drunker. A friend of his shows up with a beer bong and we hit a couple beers then my best bud (unknowingly to me until later) bongs a water bottle of vodka. The party we were at got shut down for being too loud and next thing I remember is being with some random people, my best bud and some really hot foreign girls and we were waiting on safe ride to get us to another party. Memory starts fading and I remember being at this next party and talking to a friend for a while that I hadn’t seen or heard from in a couple years. That kid goes home and I decide that’s a good idea for me to do as well. I couldn’t find my best bud, and I just figured he got a safe ride to his apartment so I stumble the 8 blocks to his apartment holding a cooler full of beer. I get to his apartment, no answer, tried kicking his door in, that didn’t work. At this point, I had no place to stay. I just sat in front of his door and chug a couple beers, his gay neighbor comes out to see what the commotion was and offered me a place to stay and some bong rips. I said f**k no to that offer and decided to grab the last safe ride of the night, after I put my beer in my car for safe keeping, to the house of the first party. Host was a c lassmate and said I could crash. While on safe ride, I get a call from my best bud, but it wasn’t him, some guy told me to get to the dorms and get my friend home. The safe ride driver asked what f*****g dorms and the dude on the phone said nation. It should be said right now that I can’t hardly walk, I’ve only been in the this town maybe a handful of times and never on campus so I’m lost as hell. Anyways, we roll up to nation, and I see cops in the lawn of the dorms and a kid on the porch that looks like my bro. Well it is my bro and he gets handcuffed and shoved in the cop car. I’m freaking the f**k out and the safe ride dude told me to sit the f**k down and he took me to the address at the first party. I get to that house, sit down with some water and try to figure shit out. I didn’t have enough cash on me for bail, it’s 3 am or later, I’m worried and drunk as f**k. I wait a bit and call my best bud, he answers, slurring like hell, and said he was home. I was confused as f**k but said I’d be on my way. Google mapped the walk, said 30 minutes and I set out. I could not walk straight and I made it 4 blocks before I see a McDonald’s. Who doesn’t like McDonald’s drunk? Anyways, I walk into the lobby to order and the dude tells me that the lobby is closed. I told him to f**k off and just talked so much shit on my way out the door, drunk logic there was prime. I then see a truck in the drive through and just walk up and get in saying that they wouldn’t let me order inside and I’m drunk as f**k. Turns out to be 50 year old guy that sure shit shouldn’t be getting McDonald’s at 330 in the morning. I get my food and he decides to give me a ride to my best bud’s apartment. I have my two mcchickens and a large fry held close to me like it’s a million dollars. Anyways, I get to the apartment building and up to his apartments and knock on the door. No f*****g answer, so I knock louder, no answer. At this point the gay kid comes out again to see what was g oing on, so I knock again, evidently due to my drunk homophobia. My best bud now opens the door, butt ass f*****g naked and just stands there confused, all while the gay guy is just drooling like a dog. I push my roommate in his apartment and tell him to get his shit together. Bam, blackout completely, I wake up to a phone call of a friend asking us what the f**k happened. Still to this day, my buddy doesn’t know what he said to the cops, how he got home, how he got to the dorms in the first place, or whether or not he got a ticket that night. This is why him and I don’t drink together anymore.

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        Rutgers university

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          “Well there was this one time where I f****d the living shit out of my bestfriends girlfriend who I grew up with, because he stole my 30 pack. Needless to say we don’t talk anymore.”

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          Purdue NC

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            “Went to a strip club and my buddy got me a $200 lap dance so we were both naked. I accidental slipped in and now she’s pregnant. FML”

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            Top 10 Best Collegefessions From Last Week

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             Top 10 Collegefessions from the week of October 19th, 2014

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            Central Washington University

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              The Tree.

              So, this all happened within the first week of move-in day.

              After about a day of getting settled in and getting things for our dorm, it was starting to look pretty sick.

              We had one of the few triple rooms in the residence hall, and it had a lot of extra space compared to regular rooms, so we had people over all the time just hanging out. We got lights, speakers, always had music playing, it was really nice, and the extra space made it perfect for the chill room, even after hours.

              So, we tried to think of what else we could get for our room to make it even better.

              One of my roommates suggested getting a plant.

              Except, he said “We should get a plant” about, like, 5 times a day.

              It became somewhat of an inside joke and we all would start saying it all the time.  Probably 100 times within the next few days.

              One night, 6 days after move in, we have about 6 or 7 people just hanging out in our room, talking and listening to music. It was about 11 o’clock at night, and one of our friends stops and says “Hey, do you guys really want a plant?”

              So naturally, we said yes, thinking he was joking.

              He leaves the room with a grin on his face without another word.  

              A few minutes pass by and he still hasn’t come back.

              I was pretty confused, because, I assumed he was getting a little plant from his room or something.

              Then, about 5 minutes after he left, he comes back with an entire f*****g tree from the piano room nearby. All 6 of us start dying of laughter because nobody was expecting a 7 foot tree to be brought back to our dorm.

              We ended up keeping it in our room.

              So the next morning, I’m sitting in my 10 AM class and my roommate texts me saying he got in trouble for the tree. I saw him after class and apparently there was a police report filed for it, and he had to talk to the cops. From what he told me, the cops were super chill about it and didn’t care at all, they “weren’t even sure if they should tell him to not do it again.”

              But, we didn’t want to get in any more trouble so we had the guy that took it take it back.

              That’s the story of The Tree and how we had a police report filed within the first week of moving in to college for the first time.

               

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