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"Should probably start going to class again but #mybitchesloveme"
"I have a bad feeling I'm one of those roommates drinking milk with jizz in it... I've only fucked his girlfriend twice."
"They aren't lying about the STD's here. I've already had 4... and I'm a freshman "
"Got blacked out drunk, when I woke up there was Nutella on my dick and note saying "thanks for the treat""
"Some of the hottest girls are the worst fucks"
"Got my penis stuck for 5 min doing anal with this slut"
"I have more pubes than I do dick"
"When it comes to condoms put two on."
"i watched some drunk girl order with her tit out in taco bell and laughed right in her face lol"
"Waved a random girl in TBell. 15 minutes later I hit it #score"