“so it was my birthday and I was downstairs having sex with my girlfriend (mom thought we were watching Netflix) after we finished instead of cuddling like normal we decided to put our clothes back on. About 30 seconds after we got our clothes back on my mom and sister sneak down with my birthday cake singing happy birthday. That was a close one #WayTooClose”

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