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"I masterbated once."
"got drunk by soaking my tampon in vodka, lol fuck yeah"
"I once got sick at a party, went to another one, then made out with someone. He has no idea. "
"I pee in Sigma Chi's powder room sink. Every weekend."
"When our entire campus lost power people started to rage and people got laid....on a Wednesday!"
"Best night of my life when I had sex with 4 girls at the same time on my roommates bed!"
"Our room is exactly like Blue Mountain State. I'm the mascot and my roommate is the quarterback."
"Never have I ever been to a college where the girls are so thirsty and sexy. Get laid every weekend!"