Latest Collegefessions

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    “My girlfriend of five years just broke up with me cuz ‘she doesn’t want to be in a relationship’. How can you just walk up and leave someone you’ve been with that long if there are no issues?”

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      “Every guy I try to be close friends with wants to f**k me. Problem is, they’re already dating or they’ve tried to sleep with my really competitive friend. I just want a cute fuckbuddy she hasn’t met before.”

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        “Nice guys, if you get a girlfriend, STAY the nice guy. My boyfriend of 2 years was a nice guy until he decided to make out with one of our close friends. Nice guys finish last my ass.”

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          “Did everything my boyfriend of 5 months wanted and he emotionally abused me, tried to hit me and cheated on me, yet everyone still backs him.”

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            “I always have sex with guys before friendzoning them. And let me tell you, nice guys do not finish last in this case. Like, damn. Some of them are done before I’m even started.”

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              “I have this guy who likes me but i don’t like him. I still give him hope even if there is not chance and i know is so wrong but is nice to know that he is there.”

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                “I went to UIUC for a college visit with my mom, and we spent the night. Little does she know I snuck out of the hotel room, took the car, hooked up with a guy from Tinder, made a drug deal at a gas station, then strolled back into our room at 2am. I think I’ll like it there.”

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                  “Boobs are like steak. It could be a small steak, or it could be a huge steak, but in the end, it’s still steak. And it’s still f*****g delicious.”

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                    “Waking up the next morning and seeing all the shit you stole from the party the night before is like waking up to your presents Christmas morning.”

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                      “Giggling uncontrollably in front of public safety because you never thought you’d see your best friend that to take a breathalyzer test after falling asleep in the bathroom”

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