Latest Collegefessions

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    “Woke up with no pants on. Turns out they were stuck in the ceiling fan. Apparently ripping your pants off, and spinning it around like a helicopter is now frowned upon by my roommates.”

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      “I was in this guys room hooking up with him while shitfaced and felt like I needed to go to the bathroom- right as I got there I puked all over their stall door and floor, so I took one of their hanging towels, wiped it up, put the towel right back, and casually walked out of the bathroom Saying nothing and walked home. Can’t show my face there again.”

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        “Nice guys finish last. I was the last guy my wonderful girlfriend ever dated; because we are married now. So to all you “nice guys” out there, there is hope that you will find something beautiful.”

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          “I’ve been here almost 4 weeks now and haven’t gotten laid or even made out with anyone. I’m definitely doing something wrong. I just feel like a douche doing the “hump and dump””

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            “Got blackout drunk and cheated on my boyfriend. Woke up the next morning, turned out the guy was my boyfriend and he was also black out drunk and thought he cheated on me.”

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              “My friend and I found an unlocked academic building at about 3am… Next thing ya know, we’re in a Dean’s office putting on her lipstick and rolling down the hallway on wheelychairs. #LockUrDoors”

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                “One of my Male nursing friends is hung like a horse. I can’t help but to stare at his crotch every time we have clinically at KDMC. It’s only the first week of the semester too. Those damn scrub pants are just too revealing for him to wear. I mean damn it looks as wide as my wrist. Can’t wait to go to KDMC again on Monday.”

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                  “I was very drunk and decided to go back to my dorm, little did I know there were security checkpoints every 50 feet on the way. Proud to say I didn’t get caught and made several cop buddies.”

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                    “My girl came to visit for the weekend and I told her she can hang out in my room while I was at work. Finished my shift and came home to find her f*****g my roommate.. #movingout”

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                      “Went to my first frat party and let a guy get to second base. He wanted to go all the way but I stopped him. He said it was okay but won’t talk to me now. #WayToHoldOnToTheVirginity #Douche”

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