Latest Collegefessions

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    “was at a party one time and it seemed pretty normal but one drunk chic was crawling around on her knees with a sign that said “$5 oral” …good thing she had change for a $10 “

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      “I strip to pay my way through college, but the other day when I met my boy friends parents I realized I have met my boyfriends dad when I was giving him a lap dance at work”

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        “I went to the bar with everyone and woke up in a the handicap shower, butt ass naked, with everyone looking at me. Blacked out city”

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          “gave my girlfriend of 3 years a promise ring for our anniversary. She took it as an engagement ring and has started planning a wedding. I don’t have the heart to tell her”

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            “How many times are you guys gna say your BAC is higher than your GPA? Sitting at a 3.8 gpa, while having a full time job & a social life.”

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              “I regularly sneak into the football stadium over night and smoke a blunt at the top of the bleachers. Definitely recommend it”

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                “Got a dear john letter while in Iraq; so now I’m traveling the world on tax payer money partying in places like Okinawa, Guam, and my next station is Germany. Guten tag ladies”

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                  “I’ve already had sex with 6 guys my first semester of college… Help”

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                    “instead of $10/hr I’ll take a fifth of burnetts/hr for babysitting #thx #thirsty”

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                      “Shoutout to the fratboy that took my virginity. You’ve made it a goal of mine to f**k one guy in every frat before I settle down.”

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