Latest Collegefessions

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    “My girl came to visit for the weekend and I told her she can hang out in my room while I was at work. Finished my shift and came home to find her f*****g my roommate.. #movingout”

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      “Went to my first frat party and let a guy get to second base. He wanted to go all the way but I stopped him. He said it was okay but won’t talk to me now. #WayToHoldOnToTheVirginity #Douche”

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        “Everyone says “High School is the best four years of your life” and everyone knows that’s bull. Once you get to college, it really can be the best years of you make it so. Just stop, take a deep breath, and go for it. Good luck incoming freshmen!”

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          “I was at a party one night and hooked up with some guy. The next day my roommate introduced me her boyfriend who just so happen to be the guy I hooked up with.”

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            “Be careful who you become friends with. They may steal from you, break your shit, or let their families dig through your stuff when you aren’t around. All while accusing you and your friends of being the crazy ones.”

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              “Our RA is a geology major so whenever we’re drunk we bring back rocks and set them outside his door”

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                “Why is it so surprising to guys when I tell them I have a boyfriend and I’m not interested ? I don’t know about you, but I paid to come here for my degree, not 5 STDs and a baby.”

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                  “I was going to surprise my girlfriend on our 2 year anniversary by showing up to her dorm with flowers and a dinner but I walked in to her eating out her best friend. Instead of freaking out I joined in and had both! Best anniversary ever”

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                    “Hooked up with a guy at a party and we went to his house. When I was about to go down, his pants’ zipper somehow pinched his penis and he started bleeding a lot. We ended at a hospital, and his parents saw me and knew I was responsible.”

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                      “I live right next to campus and I have my last class with my girl friend on some days and with my side chick another day. I mooch a ride of them and almost always get a blow job when we get to my place. #ablowjobadaykeepsthemasturbationaway”

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