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    “Went to my best friend’s dorm to drink in order to kick off the new semester. I invited my friend (who’s wanted to f**k me for over a year now) and he brought his bro along whom i barely knew. The two friends that i did know were RAs so drinking was prohibited- we all got piss drunk anyway. My two RA friends eventually passed out- I proceeded to have sex with the kid that i barely knew on the floor right next to his best friend. His bro even woke up and looked right at us a few times- he still doesn’t recall anything from that night. To play it safe, we went to the bathroom and did it on the sink. We both had significant others at the time- he’s now my boyfriend”

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      “If your having a bad life just keep in mind that I just found out my girlfriend I dated for 4 years was double teamed by 2 hockey players last Friday after I took her out to dinner.”

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        “My high school “sweet heart” who I dated for almost two years broke my heart and cheated on me. He now is with the girl he cheated on me with and has two STD’s from her. hoes goin’ be hoes. Karma is great.”

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          “Got so drunk last night I shattered the sink at Denny’s and peed in the parking lot with my best friend #turnup”

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            “I wanted to f**k my RA until she came to our suite and warned us with a noise complaint. #fuckthatshit”

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              “Jumped in a lake naked once, then saw a girl standing there watching me. Then I saw the sign, no swimming in fountain. #toturntup”

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                “So I f****d this guy at the beginning of the semester, and now I’m dating his roommate.”

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                  “Been ripping through my roommate’s food to thank him for being a douche all semester.”

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                    “On Halloween I blacked out and found out I partied with my RAs boyfriend from my RA who then informed me I also threw up on him and then the following weekend did it again. #nostrikezone”

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                      “I just sucked you dick, let you penetrate me, and finish all over me, the least you can do is cuddle with me after”

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