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    “I honestly have no time for partying and drinking. I haven’t had a drink in 5 years. And that’s probably because I’m more focused on work and school. Gotta get that bright future.”

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      “Got pretty drunk one night and ended up texting my mother at 3:30 am telling her I needed help. That was definitely an interesting phone call the next day.”

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        “Lost my virginity at college with a girl who had slept with 56 other guys and she gave me a STD and pregnancy scare in my first time.”

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          “Both my bang buddy and I are in long distance relationships so to keep our hookups a secret we refer to them as a “good workout”. Needless to say we both are in very good shape if you ask our friends.”

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            “A girl told me she would give me all the tests for our astronomy class if I had sex with her. I’d rather just study.”

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              “Friends wonder why I never get rejected. The truth is I never go for girls out of my league. They should’ve realized it already”

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                “I’ve learned that anal is the key to not getting pregnant.”

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                  “i’ve had sex on the my hall bathroom sink counter and shower seat multiple times careful where you brush your teeth”

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                    “I got so drunk I called my best friend to tell her I’ve being f*****g her brother for two years.”

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                      “I get awkward boners in public all the time but no one ever notices #PerksOfHavingASmallDick”

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