Latest Collegefessions

  • Ferrum College

    “I leaned to things about college: 1.) don’t go to a small school cause if you f**k more than one person there you’re considered a whore, 2.) when people starting calling you’re roommate out about it, don’t deny the shit cause it true. My roommate has f****d half a dozen guys at my school in just a month and all the guys thinks she’s easy so they all tell her she is beautiful and what not! The sad thing about it is, is that tell her she is beautiful will more than likely get you laid that night and many night afterwards!”

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  • University of Idaho

    “Hooked up with three guys in the month that I’ve been here, ooops.”

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  • North Dakota State College of Science

    “Had to evacuate our building becuase a kid lit a beer pong table on fire #honorsdorm #freshman”

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  • State Technical College of Missouri

    “Somehow I acquired a stalker and it’s not one of the 50 guys that are crushing on me. It’s one of the girls in my dorm… WTF?!”

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  • Elmira College

    “When someone on your floor cooks Ramen without water at 4am and the fire alarm goes off.”

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  • San Jose State

    “Been in the friends zone for 2 years.. finally got her! Keep grindin Bros there is hope”

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  • Southeastern University

    “Every day turns into a Netflix day.”

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  • UMass Amherst

    “my dad wanted to reimburse me for groceries but instead found out I’ve spent $470 on alcohol since I got back here….oops”

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  • University of Puget Sound

    “My school is so small, you hook up with one person and suddenly every single person knows. And hears it. #SizeOfAHighschool”

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  • UW-Whitewater

    “Since school started I have not been sober for one day”

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